Helpful hints on camping...

• Get even with the bear that raided your food by kicking apart his favourite stump and eating all the ants.
• If you dig a hole and bury a Scout up to his neck in it, he can be fed a complete meal without getting it all over his shirt.
• You can compress the diameter of your sleeping bag by running over it several times with your pick-up truck.
  

Camping News Dec 05